Zim and Gir fall into Wonderland! With the help of Zim's "genius" (not really) and Gir's "robot powers" (that he wastes making tacos) can they conquer Wonderland? And will Dib be able to stop them in time?
Invader Zim ©Johenen Vasquez
Alice In Wonderland 2010 © Tim Burton
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Zim paced the room. " Gir!" he called. " Gir! Gir! Gir! Gir! Gir! Gir!" Like a green bolt of lightning, Gir shot into the room, screming at the top of his lungs. With a skid, he stopped in front of his master.
" Gir!" Zim continued to call. " Gir! Gir! Gir! Gir!!! Girrrr!!!" He looked down upon his minion. " There you are. We need to conduct more experiments on the earth animal thingys. We need to experiment on more than pigs and weasels, though. Do you understand?"
" Yes!" Gir stuck his tongue out.
" You don't really, do you?"
" ... I GOTS MONKEYS IN ME!" Gir started to dance around the room.
" It means that we need to go into the woods to get more test subjects. Heh heh..." he laughed evily to himself," I think a cyborg-bunny with poisonous fangs will be a pleasure to use against the f...f...f...f...f...f...f...f...filthy Earth worm-human, Dib! What do you think, Gir?"
" I'M DANCIN' LIKE A MONKEY!"
" Focus, Gir! We need to focus for our mission!" He placed his human-contact lenses in his eyes. " Fetch the capturing-stuff equipment!"
" Yes, my master!" Gir saluted, right before grabbing a kite and running outside.
Dib squealed with happiness. " Eeeeeee..." he typed random codes into his computer and brought up his blog. " Data log: Entry 475; I have found out Zim's next evil plan by spying on a camera his dog set up in his house! Eeeee! I will follow him tonight and foil his plan! Then maybe I'll send him in for an autopsy and his alien GUTS will be for the whole WORLD to see!"
" DIBBBB!" Gaz walked into his room. " Did you take the last can of Explodey Beans?!"
" No, Gaz. I'm about to foil Zim's plans, wanna come?!" Dib jumped up and down like a merry school girl.
" You took them, didn't you?!" Gaz walked to him until she was an inch from his face.
" I already said no. Those things give me gas."
" You. Will. Paaaaaay." She ran out of the room.
" Geez..." Dib sighed. " HEY, DAAAAD!" he yelled from his room.
" What is it son? I'm very busy with a new experiment!" his father called back.
" CAN I BORROW YOUR ALL YOUR DESTROYING STUFF?!"
" Why?! Did you raise the dead again?! I told you-"
" NO! I ALREADLY SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT THAT! I NEED YOUR DESTROYING STUFF TO FOIL ZIM'S LATEST PLAN AND SAVE THE WORLD!"
" He ate all the Explodey Beans!" Gaz yelled.
" Gaz? YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!"
" You ATE the Explodey Beans?! Do I need to grab the Gas Eliminator-"
" I DID NOT EAT THEM! CAN I BORROW THE EQUIPMENT?!"
" ... Alright!" he said happily. " But if you raise the dead, no alien hunting for a week!"
Dib grabbed his father's destroying gear from the refrigerator, where he hid it.
" THANKS DAAAAAD!" Dib eagerly ran out of the house. There was no way this plan could fail!
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Woo-hoo. First chapter up and running for buisness. hope you liked it. Stay tuned for chapter two!
--rNr--
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